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spazzorgasmasticating

verb. to have strange, animal-like noises protrude from one's mouth while freaking out uncontrollably.
She was spazzorgasmasticating when I told her I didn't like her food.

spazzock 

"Dude's a fuckin' spazzock."
spazzock by Atropa July 12, 2004
A USA soccer team fan, someone who thinks that the USA soccer team is unbeatable, someone who wanks off to soccer player Landon Donovan and think he is god's gift to the world. They usually run in packs with their bellies out making tailgates at MLS and USA games making horrific noises and chants.
Chris thinks Landon Donovan will win the Golden Boot after the USA wins the World Cup with a clean sheet thanks to The Gooch...what a spazzo!
Spazzo by Juan Marquez June 11, 2006

Spazzout 

Spazzout: When a Living thing (Usually cats) take off at ultra speeds and usually hit the wall from not having enough friction to stop thier hasting speed across a room.

A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.

Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.

When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A man walks into a room, and all the sudden makes the floor squeak, this slight noise causes a nearby cat or kitten to bolt across the room and hit the wall, then turn around and pounce the floor with front legs.

Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.

The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
Spazzout by Anti-bser-missile September 29, 2008

spazzoid 

he shoots little girls at lemonade stands with airsoft guns
spazzoid by spanky October 19, 2003
Secret planet in the fifth dimention where 50% of its population are ninja's, the other 50% are jedi's
Damn a ninja-jedi? he must be from solazzo
Solazzo by monkeyjerk October 25, 2009