Somalia is a country that is in africa and is near the indan ocean.Dont worry there aint any pirates tryna take yo cash (maybe if ur wealthy but not stealthy) there are shit ton somalis in somalia (because its there own country) and many others are in mostly europe or Canada. One thing u should never do is disrespect a somalis family member. They will prbly give some smoke. The food is GOD TIER i mean like put some bannan in every somali food and mmm it will become a fine meal. Thats it go visit somalia and see its GLORY
Dude : yo abdi ur dads hairline is messed up big time
Abdi : u want this smoke u know im from somalia
Dude: god help me
Abdi : u want this smoke u know im from somalia
Dude: god help me
by A real Somali Nigga February 7, 2021
Somalia doesn't not in fact exist . When you reach Somalia the only thing you will find is a chunk error. People who identify as Somalian are people who fell inside and were transported in the Nordic countries with all their memories whipped .
I'm going on vacation on Somalia :)
by Pæpæ September 25, 2019
The act of giving a party exactly what they ask for, with the intent to demonstrate flaws. Taken from the idea that if Libertarians, who claim to want almost no governmental control, were made to live in Somalia, an actual near-lawless state, they would change their views.
Letting my son stay up as long as he wants is like Libertarians in Somalia: everything he claims to want, and it's killing him.
My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.
My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.
by FranklySpeaking June 14, 2013
a country in east Africa and some times referred to as the horn of Africa .
a country with the largest coast in Africa.
a country which recently is associated with Piracy bcoz the foreigners found a way to steal their resources and blame them for defending them selves from the foreigners
a country which has not had a stable government since Siad Barre was over thrown in 1991.
the name of country are combinations of two words SOO and MAALIYA SOO means go and MAAL means to milk .
when combined it becomes soomaaliyasomalia or in english go milk goat,cow,camel
a country with the largest coast in Africa.
a country which recently is associated with Piracy bcoz the foreigners found a way to steal their resources and blame them for defending them selves from the foreigners
a country which has not had a stable government since Siad Barre was over thrown in 1991.
the name of country are combinations of two words SOO and MAALIYA SOO means go and MAAL means to milk .
when combined it becomes soomaaliyasomalia or in english go milk goat,cow,camel
by boondheere June 23, 2019
Ayub is almost always a black person, you will oftenly find him in the toilet after you shit.
Ayub only pulls games and no girls. Ayub likes fortnite and getting molested. And the most important thing is that he loves girls named Michelle.
Ayub only pulls games and no girls. Ayub likes fortnite and getting molested. And the most important thing is that he loves girls named Michelle.
by Ayub's father May 10, 2022
person who has bed england and will ask you for your "conter stirk" knife and sell his wife for internet connection
anomaly: clicks on one of the trades
somalian: hello am 48 year man from somalia, sorry for my bed england
anomaly: laughing his heck off
somalian: i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk"
anomaly: having an asthma attack
somalian: i play with 400 ping on brazil server
somalian: i want to become the goodest player like you i am global elite
somalian: t w o
somalian: hello am 48 year man from somalia, sorry for my bed england
anomaly: laughing his heck off
somalian: i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk"
anomaly: having an asthma attack
somalian: i play with 400 ping on brazil server
somalian: i want to become the goodest player like you i am global elite
somalian: t w o
by A fellow urban dictionare March 5, 2019
a preference for the love given out by males of an opposite race. The seeking out of males of an opposite race for entertainment, love, oral-sex and marriage. A lover of third world countries and it's men.
what's Ashley doing over there? bobbing for apples in Somalia
by hg chicagoland November 11, 2008