Cheating at Solitaire

1). The first solo album by the lead singer of Social Distortion, Mike Ness

2). Alt-Shift-2: Allows you to instantly win at the Microsoft Windows version of Solitaire, in which you are essentially cheating yourself.

John: What have you been doing all weekend?

Jack: Playing solitaire on my computer, but it got too hard so I used the cheat to win...

John: Cheating at solitaire, eh? Pretty pathetic, Jack.

by Carolinarocker March 10, 2010

A Solitaire Shuffle

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.

'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'

by Ipcress December 2, 2015

Solitaire Camouflage

Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.

Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage

by Hippie-Slayer October 18, 2009

naked solitaire

Another word for masturbation...... playing with yourself

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.

by Philip Norvell January 1, 2006

Solitaire porn

The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background

Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn
Man 2:Allow that

by Bobby-bastard April 24, 2008

Double Solitaire

When you masturbate once, then immediately masturbate again with the other hand.

My blind date didn't end well, so I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.

by Guest53472 July 2, 2016

Playing solitaire

Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.

"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."

"Old ladies love to play solitaire."

"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."

"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."

by dr.L_Heezy January 27, 2012