A potential pedophile that enjoys ramming six half eaten pop tarts into poop chutes, and finishes by setting his victim's balls on fire. Has been known to sow oneself into matresses and watch as his victims fall asleep. Enjoys watching Tosh.0 and fantasizes about letting him shit on their chest.

Also, he has been known to be a fan of slow walks on the beach, classical music, lamb chops, and Lady Gaga's 'Telephone'.