A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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Typical loser, shifty looking with a narrow neck.At home masturbating into his socks cos he’s too bone idle to go to the toilet for bog roll
‘Hey why’s Dave not in the pub tonight’ ? ‘He’s sick of getting blown out mate, he’s at home dragging one off to Love Island the sock filler’
by Johnb34 February 10, 2023
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A new kind of sock. Checkered and fuzzy. Can be worn anywhere with anything. The coolest thing you can wear!
Yo! Sick pap socks!
by Pink Dolphin November 21, 2015
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When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping
I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea
by Blackrourndoggerpeepee69 April 14, 2018
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Didn't have a condom so I sock an fock
by RipTide123 January 26, 2020
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The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.
Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.
by Larry_n March 30, 2022
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