When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 6, 2021
When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean May 30, 2018
by Bloopy Blop Blop February 11, 2018
Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
by Millimeter Beter March 21, 2019
Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
by Millimeter Beter March 21, 2019
Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021
Sock Chewing is an alternative to "Dick rider".. consist of a beta male with low self esteem and/or lack of swagger.. they closely follow the alpha male mimicking and co signing everything they say and do
by Bugashuga99 July 4, 2023