Social Media Dissect

@socialmediadissect is the page you go to for marketing inspiration & to be up-to-date with trends on social media!

Marketer 1: Where did you learn that marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: Oh I just follow Social Media Dissect on Instagram for learning about marketing!

by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021

Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.

As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"

by NackSeabird April 22, 2022

National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”

Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥

Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq

by No one Important 😏 🙃 April 4, 2022

The Social Cafe

A central location for entrepreneurs and business individuals. Usually those who visit The Social Cafe tend to have extremely creative minds and an innovative spirit.

I swear all entrepreneurs know how to do is eat, sleep and go to The Social Cafe.

by ncass November 28, 2021

Social Shade

Giving someone "the look" or commenting/throwing shade when someone is less that six feet from others than family members/SO.

Bitch threw social shade all over me and my BFF for the the pics we posted on insta this weekend.

by GenXtra66 March 18, 2020

Anti-social fucker

Anti-social fucker means a person who is horny as fuck. But doesn't want to talk to a woman to have sex.

Yeah, I'm kind of an Anti-social fucker.

by A random human who exists September 20, 2022

social uneasing

Distress created by the collective suicide of premature reopening.

Many experienced social uneasing at the increased death toll that would surely result, as restrictions were lifted and people packed the parks and beaches.

by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020