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Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
Pork Socket by afj21 August 23, 2010
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pop a socket 

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.
Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
pop a socket by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.
Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

Dildo Socket 

Dude, did you know Melanie's dildo socket can fit a horse?" "No way!

Soaked my Sandwich 

1. When something goes terribly wrong that had exceptionally high expectations associated with it.
2. Being bummed out or depressed by a disappointment or anticlimax.
3. Wanting something and not getting it or getting an inferior version of it.
4. An anticlimax, a letdown
5. Defeat
"Hey, Lunchbox what's wrong? You seem really down and out today."
"Oh man, there's this girl I really like and I thought she was into me too, but she just soaked my sandwich."

"This deal went south and it just soaked my sandwich."

"Yo man, you're like a brother to me, and then you treat me like that, you just soaked my sandwich"

"Yeah, dude, the party was on, and then the cops showed and everybody dropped it, . . . it just soaked my sandwich real bad."
Soaked my Sandwich by Sapidpaean January 15, 2009

Soaked to the bone 

Being very drunk
Soaked to the bone by Shuckjive January 15, 2020