|1.||Snowboard boot blumpkin|
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.
Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...
Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p