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The act of putting your hand in the snow till it goes numb. Then have a wank as it feels like some else is doing it.
Jay; “I had a cracking snow wank yesterday whilst all you lot where working, but I have a few burn down there now and it stings a bit”
Dave;” nice mate might have to try that one out sometime you heard of the snow woman wank?
by Snowanker December 07, 2010