Sneexy

- the act of being sexy yet having a cold. If your significant other has a cold, and feels bad. You can call them sexy.

Sexy + sneezy = sneexy

person one: "I have a cold.. ugh."

person two: "But you're still sneexy to me!"

*both laugh and feel better*

Sneexy by theplainjane May 1, 2005

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selext

when a person replies selectively to text messages or ignores them entirely (can be used as a verb or noun)

1. No reply still? Greg is such a selexter.

2. I wish Greg would stop selexting and at least acknowledge the text I sent over an hour ago.

selext by crawfordgirl January 31, 2009

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Sneex

When you are sneaking around in order to have sex.

sneexed, sneexing.

"I was horny during dinner with my parents so my girlfriend and i sneexed in the closet"
"We were sneexing at the party last night"

Sneex by Skip/Kirstie February 2, 2009

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Selexting

The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.

I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.

Or -

I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!

Selexting by sayfromage May 18, 2014