To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)
"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."
by Jizzman88 July 31, 2009
Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you
by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009
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