When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.
For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.
You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*
*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*
You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!
You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*
*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*
You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!
by prosperousdefines December 12, 2020
When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.
Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*
Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*
Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?
Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*
Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?
by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020
by Jesus3000 November 17, 2008
A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
by schtulberg May 6, 2014
When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.
"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."
by Weeping Sore December 7, 2013