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When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage
Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes
by Jesus3000 November 17, 2008

Words related to Snail Eyes

drunk eyes hungover snail stoned
A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
by schtulberg May 06, 2014