Smurtle

Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.
by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011
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Smurtle

(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.
What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?
by booganatoraa December 07, 2015
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