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Smooth Banana Dodge 

When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.
"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"

"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"

banana smoothy 

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?