A reaction or "Boner" you get from the hot smoothie girl in the mall. A Smoner. See Broner for reference.
Dude, Brandon, That girl working over at the smoothie stand right now. Totally giving me a Smoner.
by ImpyPants. February 12, 2007
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A smoner is when a male's willie becomes half-hard. So everything between just hanging around and a solid boner.
Am I gonna wank?, yeah why not...

This is a nice vid!

Getting my willie out ... Ping (message from your class chat) read it and see that you still got to do that one task...
Going back to what you were planning to do.

But then realizing he is just hanging over (smoner).
by mr. smoner October 19, 2022
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