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Smokey the Badass is the replacement for the old 'Smokey the Bear'.

He has a hook for a leg and his Badassery is unmatched by other bears like Yogi and Winnie.

He urinates pure fire.
I'm badass.

You know who's badass? Smokey the Badass. He pisses fire on forest fires. 'Badass' fire beats fire.
by Xildra October 07, 2009

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