When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?
Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.
Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.