| 1. | Smarty-Vag | ||
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(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend. (n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory. Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick. Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde. Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag! Girl2: C: You really think so?! Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me. Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that... Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist. Dude2: She have any friends? |
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