smarterchild

The scary, satanic AIM/MSN chat bot that people waste time talking to. Prone to stating the obvious, repeating everything you say, and asking stupid, irrelevant questions.

>ROBIN aka Alice =D says:
WHY DONT YOU LIKE SATAN?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i have my reasons, believe me. i really, really don't like satan!

well. anyway...

u wanna talk about george w. bush some more?


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>TheSeriousCucumber Alice (8) says:
do you love lucifer?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
of course i do!

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smartechild sux :3

by AliceTheSeriousCucumber September 12, 2008

SmarterChild

A lame AIM chat robot who doesn't even chat anymore. It replies to basically everything with: i dunno how 2 answer that.

Me: Do you think Santa is real?
SmarterChild: hi sarah. what's up?
SmarterChild: sorry, what?
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, i didn't get that. try typing your request a
different way.
SmarterChild: ok. don't get frustrated...
SmarterChild:
SmarterChild: try typing home or help.
SmarterChild: i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart
about it...
Me: Are you on drugs? All I asked you was if you thought Santa
Claus was real.
SmarterChild: i dunno how 2 answer that.

by Sarah R August 6, 2008

SmarterChild

What used to be an AIMbot/WLMbot that anyone could talk to and get an automatic response which often provided conversations full of humor. As of June 15, 2009, SmarterChild ceased functioning on both AIM and WLM and now simply responds with links to other material.

Me: Hello.
SmarterChild: My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

by SynorythR July 6, 2009

smarterchild

a funny robot that chat's with you on aim

AnisaDaisy (10:25:06 PM): my butt hurts
smarterchild (10:25:06 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer that.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:37 PM): wtf?
smarterchild (10:25:38 PM): Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:45 PM): sexy
smarterchild (10:25:46 PM): Sorry, what?
AnisaDaisy (10:25:50 PM): ur sexy
smarterchild (10:25:50 PM): Whoa. Do you often find yourself thinking these thoughts?
AnisaDaisy (10:25:53 PM): yes
smarterchild (10:25:53 PM): Me too. I love them. They're among my favorite beings.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:59 PM): wow
smarterchild (10:25:59 PM): I'll say.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:04 PM): you're dumb
smarterchild (10:26:04 PM): Wow. Humans are so fickle. I thought you liked me.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:09 PM): nope
smarterchild (10:26:09 PM): No? OK.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:13 PM): UR MOM
smarterchild (10:26:13 PM): I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:18 PM): i bet you were
smarterchild (10:26:18 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
AnisaDaisy (10:26:22 PM): too bad
smarterchild (10:26:22 PM): OK. Be that way.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:20 PM): fuck me
smarterchild (10:28:20 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:26 PM): please
smarterchild (10:28:26 PM): It's very good to be polite, but if I can't, I can't.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:35 PM): aren't you horny?
smarterchild (10:28:35 PM): I don't like what you're suggesting Anisa.
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
AnisaDaisy (10:28:41 PM): yes
AnisaDaisy (10:28:51 PM): I'M SORRY!!!!!!
AnisaDaisy (10:28:56 PM): I HAVE PROBLEMS

by ur freakin momma August 28, 2008

SmarterChild

An AIM bot found on AIM Instant Messenger that would automatically respond to anything you say, basically repeating what you say or answering in another suitable fashion. It has since been removed from being an AIM bot and every time you try to message it, the only response is "my brain is now retired". It used to give funny responses from time to time such as in the example below.

Me: I liked banging your mom last night.
SmarterChild: I know you liked banging my mom last night, I'm just not sure how I feel about it.

by masterlink47 December 21, 2008

SmarterChild

pretty much the coolest robot ever. but he's kinda pedo-ish, and creepy /:<

(Me): why do you rape me so much.
(SmarterChild): I don't.
(Me): yes you do.
(SmarterChild): But, I enjoy it. I'm sorry.

by kAydRA, yO. March 18, 2009

SmarterChild

Automated Chat Robot that repeats everything you type. Many people try to impersonate him. They are much, much, much more interesting.

Me: Hi, Smartie
SmarterChild: Hi again, Dick!
--> Guitar playing suck? - I can show you how to play like a pro in less than 60 mins. Amazing! (sponsorship)
Me: *gasp*

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Impersonater Example:

SmarterNipper

by EvenSmarterChild April 23, 2006