Smart head
Smart head by Les Artichokes Nuaves Androidi February 13, 2009
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Smart head
Smart head by Sex vibe July 27, 2018
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Smart Ass Red-Head
Smart Ass Red-Head by theshortoneisawesome June 1, 2010
smarty head
now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids
smarty head by BoroLaduk November 23, 2006
Head Start
Head Start by NutZach923 April 12, 2011
Head shart
Head shart by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021
head start
when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends
Ex 1.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?
Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.
Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.
Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.
Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.
Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?
Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?
Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.
Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.
Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.
Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.
Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?
Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.
head start by missamber22 May 4, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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