Smalets

To grip an uncircumcised penis at its base and vigorously shake it after urination or ejaculation so as to expel left-over urine and/or ejaculate trapped under the foreskin.

1. After servicing her clients, Rosita always applied a brief smalets. She never charged extra for this service, and her clients appreciated the attention to detail.

2. Unlike the other boys, Jack's briefs were always free of yellow stains because he never forgot to smalets himself before stepping away from the urinal.

Smalets by Jdog1 July 24, 2009

skaletsky 

a big harry penis usually unnatural

that is one handsome skaletsky you got there

skaletsky by carmen isorella May 2, 2007

SmaltSpatha 

Crowned Prince of Retards

SmaltSpatha was being a dickhead

SmaltSpatha by JpTheDouchebag March 8, 2019

SmaltSpatha 

The Crowned Prince of Retards

SmaltSpatha is an absolute fucking idiot, all he does is act like a nine year old

SmaltSpatha by I Think Moto Moto Likes You March 8, 2019

stalets 

The stale cereal found on the bottom of the box. Usually occurs when pouring cereal out of the box and the extras not falling back into the bag.

The guy liked to savor the few stalets left when he was finished with his box of Cheerios.

stalets by cpai October 24, 2007

Smales 

Someone who is a massive cunt.

You’re a proper smales sometimes

Smales by skittzzzzz cunt November 23, 2021