Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.
that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)
by Aerolynn May 30, 2008
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The person in the car ahead of you who is driving retardedly slow.
I would have been here earlier, but the slow-tard in front of me insisted on driving 15 mph the whole way.
by josh20mn February 23, 2011
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