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The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.
Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"

/brandishes Fleshlight

Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
by DJ Easy Dick February 12, 2011