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a term derived from the famed Lochness Monster of Loch Ness in Scotland, this term describes a person that lurks in on your conversations and any other social event when not invited.
"Dude did you hear about Sam Lockwood?"
"You mean the Slockness Monster?"
"Yeah"
by BrosLikeThisDefinition April 22, 2010