Slinky Dick

Running in shorts with no underwear, which makes the dong bounce up and down like a slinky hence the name slinky dick

Hey Bry, look at that guy running you can see his slinky dick.

by Jover November 15, 2007

Slinky Dick

The dude at PEX Summer Festival that had a slinky attached to his dick

"Look at slinky dick over there!"

by TheElectricZookeeper July 7, 2012

Slinky Dick

The act of your penis retracting into your stomach, as a result of the force of nature along causing the penis to shrivel up into a small penis that resembles that of a slinky

Sitting on the toilet this morning, I went to take a shit and then I realized I had a slinky dick

by DaCandy Shop February 22, 2011

Slinky Dick

One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Richard: Just want you all to know that I am fully vaccinated!
Greg: Oh, Greg, you slinky dick! 'Bout time you got your vax! Let's hit up AppleBees later, bro.

by Slinky Dick March 28, 2021