Slimy gecko

Were your in the shower with your girlfriend and you turn her around to face the wall and shove your dick up her ass

My girl was crawling all over walls after my slimy gecko

by Glennzy June 14, 2017

Slimy Chinaman

When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.

Todd: Bro, Max gave me the sickest Slimy Chinaman the other day.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.

by SpagheddieMurphy July 22, 2017

slimy stick

When you cum with your penis facing straight up and cover it with cum and rub it on your pet animal.

Joe - "Wanna come over?"
John - "Sorry i need to slimy stick my cat"

by lil tristxn maj April 3, 2019

Slimy Selleck

After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.

Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.

by Slime Selleck April 25, 2020

slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear

Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life

by The info dude October 14, 2015

Slimy Chubbling

There are many variations of chubblings and chubbers, the slimy chubbling is a smaller however just as queer alternation of the family tree. Slimy chubblings often take on the form of sidemen and victims who fantasise about taking two BBCs up their behind. On the other hand they are failures at everything and fail to do this as they persevere to one goal, becoming a Slimy Chubber.

"Slimy chubbling get your queer ass over here, i want to insert a popsicle into your ass and suck it out."

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

slimy worm

When a guy takes a numbing agent so his dick doesn't get hard and fucks his girl

"Man he slimy wormed me so hard last night"

by King Shemale May 1, 2016