slimeball

(noun) Those fuckers with the slicked back hair that usually end up going to bars and shit like that on Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks and all they do is walk around with those stupid fucking velvety shirts with their dumbass fat hairy chest exposed to the world, as if they were the sexiest thing on the earth.

Man, that slimeball needs some serious reevaluation of ones life.

by anonymous November 12, 2003

slimeballs

the condition of a man's testicles on an extremely hot and humid day.

"Today was 92 with 80% humidity - i have a major case of slimeballs."

by Tonybotz July 16, 2013

slimeball

person you care about a lot, such as close friends, family etc.

love you slimeball stay safe ya hurd

by jackson266489964 October 2, 2020

Rush Slimeball

Reformed right wing drug addict and professional comedian. Not to be confused with the first United States president of the 21st Century who has a similar profile but a different name.

Rush Slimeball's most often quoted words in Florida are, "Hey man! Got any Oxy (contin--a scheduleII drug)?"

by Angus McPhoon June 16, 2011

Slimeball Creampie

The act of a slimy creampie. Usually when parents are not home.

"Lets Netflix and Slimeball creampie tonight!"

by The Original Slimeball January 10, 2017

The Reverse Slimeball

The act of reverse jizzing back into yourself.

"Bro I was jacking off last night and got hit with the reverse slimeball."

by The Original Slimeball May 9, 2018

SLIMEBALL

A person who dewels in there bedroom smoking weed all day while watching television repeats. Untrustworthy prone to smoking friends green.

"whats john doing today"
"Probably being a SLIMEBALL"

by 2LIMITED February 3, 2009