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Sleep Job 

Where you and your girl are sleeping then you are awaken to a hand on your dong pumping away like an oil derek.
My girl and I were asleep and next thing ya know I wake up to her fast asleep and stroking :Sleep Jobing"my member. "Sleep Job"
Sleep Job by Columbo (OH) February 11, 2010

Sweep Job 

A sweep job is when someone sweeps, one's privates as a sexual act. You can choose between straw, plastic, or steel bristles for more friction.
The maid enters the room holding a broom, and says, "Hey boys anyone want a sweep job?"
Sweep Job by SlikWilly March 19, 2018

Sweep Job 

A sweep Job is wear a person takes a broom and excessively starts to sweep one's privates as a sexual act.
The maid walks in the room and exclaims "Do any of you boys wanna sweep job?".
Sweep Job by SlikWilly May 9, 2018

jobby sweep 

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe
have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!
jobby sweep by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026