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Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand on the patient's teeth. Girl: I'm all stressed out. I need to book myself some acupuncture.
Boy: You want some pain to sort your problems out? Let me save you some money. (SSSSSSLAP!!) Girl: Oh honey, thank you so much - you split my lip! I feel better already. You sure slapped some sense into me! Boy: Don't mention it - slapupuncture is my middle name! |
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