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to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Guy 1: How did it go last night?

Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to go home and Slap the Sheik!
#to jerk off #to rub one out #pleasing yourself #masturbate #to beat the meat #wank #masturbation #jack off #sex #jerk off #jerk #beat off #choke the chicken #wanking #jacking off #spank the monkey #jerking off #whack off #rub one out #beat the meat
by vicariousone April 03, 2011
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