A promiscuous female, sometimes hairy, of questionable cleanliness. She has multiple STD's. The pile of unused birth control sent by planned parent hood is only second in size to the pile of fetus's she keeps in the alley behind her apartment. She most likely has been with 90% of your friends. It is the most dirty, and hairy version of what is known as "slam-pig"
God, what was I thinking hooking up with Darcy? She's a TOTAL slammoth!
by Near327 March 27, 2010