n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: sloozer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1: Look at that girl wearing the "naughty girl" baby doll tee, she's kind of hot.
man#2: Dude, she just blew me in the bathroom, she's a totaly slüzer.