Top Definition
to get head stumped by a parent, then proceeding to call the police on them. When police leave, you realize how fucking stupid you are, and now your dad has you by the balls.

to get raped by father after calling police on him. then proceeding to give him blow jobs as an apology.
Dude 1: Dylan go skylar'd in grade 10 by some fisherman.

Dude 2: yah, i've heard. i also heard they mixed their cum after wards, and created some weird incest potion which they drank.

Dylans brother: yah i was totally under the sheets too touching myself. it was sooo fun. i'm gay btw.
by didntuseyourrealnamebitch July 18, 2010

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