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Siwa Seize 

When someone dances so atrociously that it looks like they're having a seizure. This references Jojo Siwa, who dances like she put hot sauce on her vagina.
Dude, stop, you're embarrassing me. Your doing the Siwa Seize.
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jojo siwa 

A person that appears on Google and Youtube when you want to search for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Person: *searches for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by typing jojo*
Google: JoJo Siwa
Person: Who the fuck is this
jojo siwa by stixfix August 12, 2019

do you listen to jojo siwa 

after jojo siwa came out many gays decided to use this as an alternative to "do you listen to girl in red"
Me: Do you listen to jojo siwa? 💅
Girl: Yes omg i love women

jojo siwa 

jojo siwa, the little bratty blonde girl that was on dance moms who’s hairline is receding and needs some jesus. she’s also talks at the speed of light.
jojo: heywishvsiwoendveikwbevdjwksnbfdhdkbxbd
person 1: what did she say?
person 2: idk man she’s jojo siwa
jojo siwa by goatpenis69 January 13, 2019

Jojo siwa big fan harrison 

A amazing yt with a few subscribers she has many channels
Omg I'm a fan of Jojo siwa big fan harrison!

jojo siwa 

A measurement of length, time, volume, distance, percentages, amplitude etc. based on increments of 15. Derived from the age of celebrity JoJo Siwa, who has been 15 years old for the past 15 years
Person 1: Hey do you remember that time we did that thing?
Person 2: Oh yeah! That was a whole jojo siwa ago!
jojo siwa by Aviator15 May 4, 2021