If you want to make it in the music industry, just put on a pair of skinny jeans and a stupid hat and play some cheesy campfire songs on an acoustic guitar. Label yourself as a singer-songwriter and boom! You've made it! No matter how much you suck. Your pathetic attempt at writing music will instantly be mistaken for real talent.
"Who's this pathetic little hipster who can't write decent music for shit? Oh wait, he's a singer-songwriter? OH MY GOD his songs are so deep and meaningful and so much better than all the other crappy modern music of today! Please have my babies, mister singer-songwriter!
by Bitter asshole January 16, 2015
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