A terrible pop-punk band that wants to be Nirvana by singing pseudo-depressed pop songs to ten-year-olds. They dye their hair black and feed the "Punk-Poser" and "I'm-so-goth" groups.
The reason we have all these annoying posers and such is because of the disgraceful music that escapes the walnut-sized brains and oversized mouths of annoying bands like Simple Plan.
by Lord Of The Xenophiles April 6, 2005
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Quite possibly the BIGGEST poseurs in Hollywood. They whine about how their life sucks and they hate everyone. Then, 13 year old tennyboppers listen to their music and decide they can't take the 'stress' anymore and commit suicide.
Teenybopper: *listens to Simple Plan*
Oh my gaaaaawd. I hate my liiiiiiiiife. I can relate to these guys sooooo much because nobody listens to me and everyone hates meeeeeeeee.
*slits wrists*
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
by Dookie March 8, 2005
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A "rock/punk" (so theyre called...) band from Canada who hav nothing better to do than whinge and whine about their lives. Their lives are probably a hell of a lot better than lots of other peoples, being millionares and everything, but they whine anyway..
Immm sorrry I cannnt be peeerrrfeccct (Damn straight!)
Welcome to my life! (No thanks!)
Just shuddup, shuddup, shuddup, dont wanna hear you.. (I dont want to hear YOU, Simple Plan!)
by SimplePlanHater March 1, 2005
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Fake punks that appear on MTV as much as Good Charlotte does. They'll never be the Ramones OR real punkers, so they might as well give up now.
Simple Plan = Sucks.
by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004
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a sorry excuse for music. a band member whose name is pierre. can often be paired with
1. good charlotte
2. sum41
3. blink182

and other gay-ass bands like that.
fAllingfOryOu:did yoo liiek get that new siimple plan cd?
heEdoVahEels:yeahhhhh. iits so0o0o0o0o0o hard core. ii wana see them liive lol.
fAllingfOryOu: lol. ttyl! xoxo 143 omgz ukwur bfflnenenenenenenene
by PFF June 25, 2005
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Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!
FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn
by ant January 13, 2005
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While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.

Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.
Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!
by SomeBadJoke September 6, 2006
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