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2.
To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night
by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005
 
1.
(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.
by Derek George and Andy Holland January 23, 2005