A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.
I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!
by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021
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by CLEOELI December 6, 2021
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A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.
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Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
by Rotten Turkey May 7, 2021
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