Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?
He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.