A mythical creature whose sole purpose is to acquire reams upon reams of high quality sandpaper. Once the silver night wing as achieved his goal he can then begin the ancient ritual of their religion.
The ritual itself involves rapid and violent masturbation with the previously acquired sandpaper.
The creature can easily be deterred from collect sandpaper if it is threatened with overexposure to the sun's rays or if it is forced to listen popular music from the 21st century era.
The ritual itself involves rapid and violent masturbation with the previously acquired sandpaper.
The creature can easily be deterred from collect sandpaper if it is threatened with overexposure to the sun's rays or if it is forced to listen popular music from the 21st century era.
Example 1: Quick! Guard the sandpaper. A Silver night wing is in the vicinity!
Example 2: Don't move! A silver night wing is at your 6 o'clock. I'll get 1D on up on spotify ASAP.
Example 2: Don't move! A silver night wing is at your 6 o'clock. I'll get 1D on up on spotify ASAP.
by Spunkflap September 27, 2014