Silenced Fart 

The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.

"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"

"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"

Silenced Fart by The Duncster August 2, 2012

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

Fart silencer by Richter Ass September 29, 2019

Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

Fart Silencer by elliot_ June 25, 2024