a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
by Only1Kenny June 4, 2020
Alex: “man I love On sight by Kanye west”
Bob: “that’s a nice opinion but I have relations with your mom”
Bob: “that’s a nice opinion but I have relations with your mom”
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Moon sighting is a beloved art where someone with a particularly long face and curly hair gets caught in bellow 4k shape shifting and morphing into some diabolical creature
by Wide mouth gamer July 17, 2023
Moon sighting is a beloved art where someone with a particularly long face and curly hair gets caught in bellow 4k shape shifting and morphing into some diabolical creature
by Wide mouth gamer July 17, 2023