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9.
Save It For Therapy
When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".

Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb ass to notice:
1) They are not nor ever will be besties with the sharee(s)
2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding
3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information

Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!
Friend 1: I went to a party with that heinous girl from work last night. I simply ran out of excuses.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.
Friend 2: EWWWWWW
Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday
Friend 2: And????
Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!
by Regenstein August 03, 2009
 
1.
Acronym- Shit I'd Fuck That
Used to describe a hot person of opposite sex walking by
Bob: Dude, Joe look at that fine piece of ass eying you on the other side of the bar

Joe: Sift...sift all night long

Bob: haha hellz yeah
by siftfarmer November 09, 2009
 
2.
word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses
'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'
by Ben October 11, 2004
 
3.
1 The bottom of you bag of weed. contains flakes and weed dust that often times is impotent. Sometimes used to add a little weight to the bag depeding on the douchitude of the dealer. or

2 If your getting ripped off the contents of your entire bag of weed

see shake
1 Weed conissuer 1: I just bought some of that bomb shit man.

Weed conissuer 2: Lets just through that little bit of Sift at the bottom and add it to the blunt to fatten it up a bit.

2 Newbe smoker 1: I paid 40 dollars for this. It looked like a bud because of how compressed it was.

Newbe smoker 2: thats definately 3 grams of sift dude... and it smells like middies

Weed conissuer 1: You bitches got owned. Smoke some of this Blueberry haze with us.
by Refeerus Majoris January 28, 2009
 
4.
When someone is passing gas and you don't hear any loud fart vibrations, but clearly hear the gas excrete.

The fart sounds like: ffffft

"You guys be quiet, listen to this sift"

"You better not eat more than 5 White Castle burgers tonight because they next day you'll be sifting all day"
by Tone Da Bizzy December 03, 2007
 
5.
Verb. To relax, kick back for a while
I'm tired - I really feeling like sifting for a while
by Standoc August 29, 2007
 
6.
to sort through bodily secretions to find something that was lost in the body ie swallowed
i had to sift three loads before finding my keys
by Persephone May 06, 2005
 
7.
To ejaculate into a type of strainer, or "sifter", and then proceed to spread your man butter across someone's face.
Being the lonely teenager he was, Andrew frequently sifted on his own face at night.
by Wave of Sift February 15, 2007