A shugmeister is a sexual deviant that roams brothels and gives the girls a run for there money, a shugmeister tends to suggest weird sex positions and will often starve himself of oxygen during serious muff diving competitions.

A shugmeister usually carries around sexual instruments even in normal situations where it can be quite antisocial.
Here comes the shugmeister, watch out for the pussy snorkel!
by LaaMok September 26, 2009
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