nocturnal sea dwelling creatures that attack drunk girls. shrones love designer jeans.
HER- "I'm not drunk! lets go swim in the ocean!"
HIM- "It's too cold for that crap"
HER- "Just watch out for the shrones"
HIM- "the what?"
HER- "Hold my designer jeans"
HIM- "Don't go in there or else the shrones will get you"