National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

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show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

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Show-Jo

A term to describe the fervour, love and passion of theatre shows.

Like "MoJo"- but about stage shows.

Accepted spelling can also be: sho-jo, sho jo, show-jo, show jo, shojo, showjo.

For years I had lost my Show-Jo, but after seeing "Next to Normal" on Broadway last week...I have it back.

or

OMG! That revival of West Side Story totally reignited my Show-Jo

by JMillaquai June 10, 2009

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The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

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Show-pony

Generally taken by women and gay men, always infront of a mirror and generally slightly to the side. Back-leg is hyper-extended, front leg is balanced on tiptoe, head is tilted to the side with. Trying to look casual when infact they've taken 30 shots and deleted 29 already

"Oh my days fam, she's a fucking show-pony"

by monkey_trainer April 2, 2019

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