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Shower Growler 

When you are showering with someone you press your buttocks against the wall and break wind; protruding a rumbling flatulent sound and vibrating the walls of the shower. This sounds much like a growl from a woodland critter.
Tina and I were making passionate love and she pushed me against the wall. I couldn't help but let a shower growler loose, thus ending Tina's want for any wigglin'.
Shower Growler by J W O August 16, 2011
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shower or grower 

The male human when erect is one of two sizes. Long or rather short. Most males grow to an extended length after a rush of blood enters the penis. This person is a GROWER.

Some males will not grow in length when peaking an erection. These males are as long as they are gonna get, either stiff, or soft like a bunny. They are known as SHOWERS, as they show their goods in the beginning.
Johnny is a shower. Susan was disappointed when Johnny didn't extend his man muscle more. Freddie is a grower. Linda is in great pain in her lower abdomen after Freddie extended an extra foot in her vagina. Are you a shower or grower?
shower or grower by The Geek July 28, 2006

Shower or grower 

Shower is when a mans dick grows 1 - 1.9 inches

Grower is when a mans dick grows 2 - 4 inches (a mans dick can grow 1 to 4 inches)
Ex for Shower or grower :

Dude 1: Bro my dick grows 2.5 inches when I’m erect

Bro: ah a grower

Dude 1: I bet your a shower
Bro: suck my dick and find out

grower or shower

A grower is someone who's dick looks tiny when soft but gets to a much larger size when hard. A shower is someone whose dick is already most of the full size soft and basically just solidifies when hard.
Grower or Shower

I'm so sick of being a grower bro I wish I was a shower so my dick looked bigger
grower or shower by Mh2k16 September 27, 2018

shower not a grower 

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.
"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"
shower not a grower by mepheld November 2, 2013

he's a grower not a shower 

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection
"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

grower not a shower 

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.
After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"