Shoveling dirt is a man masturbating, using his own shit for lube.
Greg was waiting for Barbie for so long, that he spent two years shoveling dirt until she could get her green card.
by SargentMac July 5, 2011
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Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.
It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.
by _cjd September 5, 2017
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